She's No Virgin...And They're No Wise Men...
"Twas the night before Christmas" and Murray Crown, owner of the Regal Crown Casino, is spreading anything but Christmas cheer. To keep his accountant Leo from ratting him out to the feds about his not-so-legal financial dealings, Murray hires three hit men, wise guys, to shut him up and to find out where Jake Marley, his partner in crime, is hiding out. Along the way, the three wise guys meet Mary, and the movie turns into a zany road film meets chase film with the wise guys in constant struggle to complete their simple task, all the while reflecting on the meaning of Christmas, the mysteries of women and the value of family.
