An old dark house, a double murder, a beautiful heiress, a goulish staff, a message from the grave, and to sort it all out, two of the most comically inept bunglers ever to give private detection a bad name! Don Knotts and Tim Conway star as Inspector Winship and Doctor Tart in this comedy delight spiced with goosebumps. When Winship and Tart are engaged to investigate the deaths of Lord and Lady Morley, they find nothing unusual about the staff--a bizarre collection of samurai, Nazis, gypsies, busty maids and even a hunchback houseman. "The Private Eyes" is the perfect vehicle for these two masters of comic timing, who manage to wreak havoc on nearly everything that's sacred to the classic mystery melodrama.