Just Be Yourself... Only Better!

What's the secret to the perfect date? Self-proclaimed expert Stan thinks he has it all figured out: Just shine your shoes, polish your lines... and lie like a rug! But smooth-talking, smart-dressing Stan is about to get a real education in the dos and don'ts of the mating game when he drags his pal Artie (Rob Estes) along for the ride on the proverbial date from hell. Meanwhile, beleaguered bookie Johnny (Jason Alexander), learns a few hard lessons of his own after a Russian Mafia enforcer (Ron Perlman) interrupts Johnny's romantic rendezvous with his longtime mistress and offers to "solve" all his money problems. Permanently.