Awake earthlings! It's later than you think. Don't miss this hilarious frenzy as Tim Burton (Batman, Beetlejuice) directs and Mars Attacks!
SEE! Stars that shine across the galaxy. Jack Nicholson (in a dual role), Glenn Close, Annette Bening, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito and a dozen more! SHRIEK! At mean, green invaders from the angry red planet! Armed with insta-fry ray guns, endowed with slimy, humungous brains and enlivened with out-of-this-world but state-of-the-art effects. GASP! As the U.S. Legislature is overwhelmed. (Don't fear, we still have 2 out of 3 branches of government working for us, and that ain't bad!) THRILL! As Earth fights back with an unexpected weapon. Take that, Martians!
