Architect Oscar Novak will declare before his friends, parents, the cosmos, and the 11 o'clock news that he is and has always been...straight. But to attain a lucrative architectural contract from a business tycoon, Oscar must pretend to be gay all because the mogul wants him to spy on his artist girlfriend. No problem. Except that the architect falls madly in love with the artist, who thinks he would make the perfect friend.